Food Porn: Tequila Brunch and Sweaty Abs

I'd first like to point out that any of the posts that have "porn" in the title garner 2-3 times as many visits as any of my other posts. I really think I just need to randomly put the word in every post to increase my visitors. Yes, it'd be using SEO in the wrong way, but damn it, I want to be popular!

I digress...

So this Sunday I had a perfect Ladies Sunday Funday which included tequila brunch at El Centro D.F. and a showing of "Magic Mike." For brunch, it was bottomless tequila drinks and unlimited small breakfast plates. Because you have to feed that amount of tequila.

A personal favorite was the Pineapple Fresca cocktails and the carnitas with pickled vegetables, and the potatoes with mexican cheese on top. And sausage, there was definitely some spicy sausage. Brunch conversation touched on all things tequila, sausage and stripper stories, of which we all had a few. This was of course all about getting us in the right mindset to see Magic Mike. Though I was really in it just to see this guy.

Yum. <Sigh> What was I saying? Oh yes, we went and saw this movie. And because D.C. has been suffering from the worst heat wave in history, the air conditioning wasn't really working at the the theater, making the event even hotter than it already was. For those who've asked, I thought the movie could use more choreographed dance sequences, more of my Pittsburgh native Joe Manganiello, and less afterschool special on drug use. If I wanted that, I could watch the "very special episode" of Saved by the Bell when Jessie Spano gets "so excited" on speed she has a crying fit in her bedroom. The actress later went on to play a stripper in Showgirls. Coincidence? I think not.